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gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

(Source: bisexualethanhunt)

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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inspiringveins:

Firefly - The Train Job

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youreabitweird:

officialjeffgoldblum:

most classic novels are classics because they were written by old white men for other white men. so, like, don’t ever feel bad for not reading them

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I can go on forever but… looks like someone made an ignorant post. There are many famous classics written by female authors and these are just a few. Not that a book written by an “old white dude” makes it any less valid. But try to actually think before writing uninformed bullshit online okay goodbye.

Posted 2 days ago

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Posted 2 days ago

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

Posted 2 days ago

Hey look, actual "unique" questions

  1. 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  2. 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
  3. 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  4. 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  5. 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  6. 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
  7. 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  8. 8: Do you have freckles?
  9. 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  10. 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  11. 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  12. 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
  13. 13: What about pooped in the woods?
  14. 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
  15. 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  16. 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
  17. 17: What size is your bed?
  18. 18: What is your Song of the week?
  19. 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  20. 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  21. 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  22. 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  23. 23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
  24. 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  25. 25: What is your favorite food?
  26. 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  27. 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
  28. 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  29. 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
  30. 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
  31. 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  32. 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  33. 33: Ever ran out of gas?
  34. 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
  35. 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  36. 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  37. 37: Are you lazy?
  38. 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  39. 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  40. 40: Are you horny?
  41. 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  42. 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  43. 43: Are you stubborn?
  44. 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  45. 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  46. 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  47. 47: Do you sing in the car?
  48. 48: Do you sing in the shower?
  49. 49: Do you dance in the car?
  50. 50: Ever used a gun?
  51. 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  52. 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  53. 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  54. 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  55. 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  56. 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  57. 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  58. 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  59. 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  60. 60: Wear slippers?
  61. 61: Wear a bath robe?
  62. 62: What do you wear to bed?
  63. 63: First concert?
  64. 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  65. 65: Nike or Adidas?
  66. 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  67. 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  68. 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  69. 69: Ever take dance lessons?
  70. 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  71. 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  72. 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  73. 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  74. 74: Own any record albums?
  75. 75: Own a record player?
  76. 76: Regularly burn incense?
  77. 77: Ever been in love?
  78. 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  79. 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  80. 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
  81. 81: Tea or coffee?
  82. 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  83. 83: Can you swim well?
  84. 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  85. 85: Are you patient?
  86. 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
  87. 87: Ever won a contest?
  88. 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
  89. 89: Which are better black or green olives?
  90. 90: Can you knit or crochet?
  91. 91: Best room for a fireplace?
  92. 92: Do you want to get married?
  93. 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  94. 94: Who was your HS crush?
  95. 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
  96. 96: Do you have kids?
  97. 97: Do you want kids?
  98. 98: Whats your favorite color?
  99. 99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Posted 2 days ago
Whedon is going to kill off everyone and just make the third avengers movie an angry rant about firefly being canceled

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